October 16, 2002 - 7:18 pm
I think today I shall explain my fear of Dave Matthews.
You see, my friend...Dave Matthews is an alien. I'm not sure how to prove this without wasting a lot of time on a photoshop project, but perhaps I will so you, will understand my fear.
Until then, imagine this...Dave Matthews, sans hair, with green skin.
'Nuff said.
In other news: Beck put out a new album. Have you, too, been wondering what the angel-faced cherub has been up to? Well, I'll tell you. He's been possessed by the soul of Gordon Lightfood, and stuck in a recording studio. You do the math. Then take a nap.
