May 20, 2003 - 4:50 pm
I'm sure if someone wrote a song about me, it would have one of the following titles:
- "Silly Jill and the nerd patrol"
- "You've got that taco in your hand, but a burrito in your heart"
- "Junior mints and shenanigans"
- "That's a mighty blue car you've got, sistah"
- "What's a demographer?"
- "Professional thinkering"
- "Ask ME about the night menu"
Whatever they call it, I hope the lyric "MSG and nutrasweet never felt this good before, baby" makes it in there somewhere.
