October 05, 2002 - 11:10 pm
Kids, it's time to tell a little story:
This is about a young man, let's call him Kind Cameron. Kind Cameron was a loving and generous soul, liked by everyone. One day, Kind Cameron graciously helped his automotively lay friend Megan replace the brakes on her car. The favor went off without a hitch, but when Kind Cameron went in his own car to leave, it wouldn't start. After two hours, he still couldn't figure out what was wrong, or how to fix it, and since Megan knew dick about cars, she was unable to return Cameron's kindness by helping him with his own car-related troubles. Megan felt bad, as she should.
The moral of this story is: Never help others, it will only break your car.
